Tag Warrant Officer

Top Warrant Officer Gifts

warrant officer shirts, coffee cups and military hoodies on the frontlines shop

Warrant Officer gift ideas took a bit of research and an awesome wife to find these things online, but here is a compilation of cool gifts for fellow Warrant Officers. Based on what we found I also designed a few…

Army Surprise Parties Suck

Army surprise parties suck and reveal that your friends lie.

Army Surprise Attack Parties Suck! Ever have a surprise party? what do you really think about them? I think they suck for multiple reasons. Put aside that in the Army all planned parties normally stink. One of many reasons why…

Flight Time Swap

Flight time is cherished in the military and this young Warrant Officer tricks his Lieutenant into getting more.

Flight Time Swap Army Aviation flight time is critical. If you want more flying time sometimes you have to get creative, be bold, be aggressive and have some fun. It is cherished in the military aviation community. Pre 9/11, in…

Warrant Officer Liberation Front (WOLF) Logo

Warrant Officer Liberation Front logo design 1

Thanks to the feedback from fellow Warrant Officers here are three designs for the Warrant Officer Liberation Front (WOLF). It is a tight nit pack that unless a Warrant Officer will never fully comprehend. Thought it fun to put each…

Apache Helicopter Pilot Must Pee

Army humor of an apache helicopter pilot who must pee while in the aircraft.

An Apache helicopter pilots needs to pee while in the the cockpit. Extremely difficult to pee in a cup while flying combat missions in Iraq. There is nothing but an empty Gatorade bottle (if lucky), or just accept that peeing…

Soldier on Shooting Range – Can’t Miss!

Army humor of a soldier missing the target on the firing range.

Soldier on Shooting Range – Can’t Miss! Army humor of a soldier on an outdoor shooting range in the military. It is hilarious to see some soldiers trying to shoot! One of the best memories was with Scotty, who couldn’t…

Pay Now or Pay Later

In the Army as a Warrant Officer you get more flight time but less military retirement check compared to Lieutenant Colonels

In the Army as a Warrant Officer you get more flight time but less military retirement check compared to Lieutenant Colonels. The difference in total benefits is close to a million dollars over your lifetime. So the question is “Pay…

Bitching Betty

Army helicopter pilots must listen to bitching Betty when things go wrong

Bitching Betty. Pilots must listen to Bitching Betty when things go wrong. The sweet lady who is always there to alert you to issues with your helicopter or plane in the military. Fortunately, in the Army there are Warrant Officers…

Warrant Officer Service

Warrant Officer Sarcasm toward a Lieutenant in their platoon.

Warrant Officer Service. Anyone who has been around some Warrant Officers knows they are not only technical and tactical experts in their field, but can be sarcastically funny. Had the pleasure of learning from some of the best like Scotty…

Apache Longbow Gunner Red Button

Apache helicopter Longbow Gunner is not sure where the trigger is in the aircraft during combat.

Apache Longbow Gunner Red Button…these are definitely words you do not want to hear from your front seat gunner in an AH-64 Apache Longbow Attack Helicopter while deployed in combat. Doesn’t bring comfort when being fired up and makes you…

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