An Apache helicopter pilots needs to pee while in the the cockpit. Extremely difficult to pee in a cup while flying combat missions in Iraq. There is nothing but an empty Gatorade bottle (if lucky), or just accept that peeing in your pants is a manly thing to do? Personally, as a Warrant Officer in the United States Army there is no shame when it comes to bodily functions.

After 20 years of service and retiring as a Warrant Officer these are just some of the cool things I have found (my wife even approved!):

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Army Apache Helicopter Pilot trash talks his wingman.


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