Army surprise parties suck and reveal that your friends lie.

Army Surprise Parties Suck! Ever have a surprise party? what do you really think about them? I think they suck for multiple reasons. Put aside that in the Army all planned parties normally stink. One of many reasons why I dislike surprise parties is that someone always lets you know beforehand which spoils the surprise. That or people take it too far with their lies and denials that anything special is planned for your birthday. Also, some drunk idiot always seems to knock something over and break it, saying “Oops!” followed by the BS line of “oh let me pay for that”. Anyways, not a fan of surprise parties whether in the military or not.

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