Tag Military Humor

Because I am the Rescue Swimmer

Because I am the rescue swimmer that's why funny comic.

Because I am the Rescue Swimmer. Found this comic Because I’m the Rescue Swimmer in a binder that I drew back in 1994. A classmate in Rescue Swimmer School (RSS) during a drill said, “Because I’m the Rescue Swimmer, That’s…

Da Vinci Helicopter Safety Shortcoming

Leonardo Da Vinci's helicopter has a major shortcoming in their safety.

Da Vinci Helicopter Safety ShortcomingDa Vinci Helicopter is an awesome part of our history! Helicopters beat the air into submission and are way cool to fly. However, Leonardo Da Vinci’s helicopter has a major shortcoming in its safety. Why are…

Aviation’s Grim Reaper

An Army Apache helicopter pilot must watch his airspeed indicator or face the Grim Reaper.

An Army Apache helicopter pilot must watch his airspeed indicator during his “hey watch this” flying stunt or face Aviation’s Grim Reaper. Death is just nature’s way of telling you to watch your airspeed. Here is the original sketch for the…

The Gobbler Game

Army Apache helicopters chase after a turkey on Thanksgiving.

The Gobbler Game is much more aggressive than the Hunger Games. In the Gobbler Game, you actually eat what you kill! The advanced weaponry is provided by the use of Apache helicopters armed with Hellfire missiles, rockets and 30 mm…

A Lucky Aviation Rescue Swimmer

a Navy rescue swimmer forgets to unstrap his gunners belt and gets lucky

In the excitement of conducting a rescue, a Navy aviation rescue swimmer forgets to unstrap his gunner’s belt and nearly gets hurt. Not the brightest thing to do, and makes you wonder how out of 100,000 sperm he was the…

A Fobbit, a Donkey, a MRE and a Soldier

An Army FOBBIT vs. the frontlines soldier has many more perks and food choices.

A Fobbit, a Donkey, a MRE and a Soldier An Army Fobitt is some who never ventures out the wire has many more perks and food choices compared to the frontlines soldier. FOBBIT \’fä-bit\, noun. Definition: A U.S. soldier stationed…

A pilot and a pig love story

A pilot wants to make love to a pig and will stop at nothing to do so.

A pilot wants to make love to a pig and will stop at nothing to do so. The difference between an aviator and a pig? A pig will not stay up all night trying to sleep with an aviator. Love…

Aircrewmen Not Listening

Navy aircrewmen not one another while drinking in a bar.

Aircrewmen have some of the toughest jobs in the military. Ever been accused of not listening? This Aircrewman suffers from Rotor-Induced Syndrome Knack  (RISK) in listening to his girlfriend. Active listening is fully concentrating on what is being said rather than…

A Pilot Wrestling Pig

A pig likes wrestling an Army helicopter pilot.

A Pilot Wrestling Pig…Arguing with a pilot is like wrestling with a pig in the mud, after a while you begin to think the pig likes it. This was seen on a General Dynamics bulletin board. It was Mark Twain…

A Mule and a Goat WTF?

The Army and Navy rivalry has been around for hundreds of year.

Does anyone know how the Army came up with a Mule for its Mascot and a Goat for the Navy? The tradition of mules as the Army mascot dates back to 1899, when an officer at the Philadelphia Quartermaster Depot decided that…

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