Tag Navy

Blue Falcon vs. Smiling Cobra

A blue falcon or smiling cobra is not wanted in the military.

A “Blue Falcon” is an all-branches military euphemism for “buddy f*cker.” A “Buddy f*cker” is someone who betrays a close friend or fellow military service member. A “Smiling Cobra” is a fake person, looks at you smiles then stabs you in…

3 things not to hear in the cockpit

Three things not to hear in the cockpit of any aircraft.

Aviation joke about Three things you do not want to hear in the cockpit of any military or civilian aircraft. These things said normally happen right before an accident happens. These are just some of the many things one does…

Military COVID for Soldiers?

The Army no longer conducts PT (physical training) tests as a result of COVID-19.

Military COVID is the best thing for soldiers because the Army no longer requires Physical Readiness (PT) tests. Heard a rumor that the Army no longer conducts Physical Training (PT) tests for its soldiers as a result of military COVID?…

SAR Mafia

The search and rescue (SAR) Mafia is a godfather themed shirt.

As a young Rescue Swimmer I heard this phrase “The SAR Mafia” over 25 years ago and always thought it cool. It always seemed like something deserving of being on a t-shirt. However, every design I did just didn’t seem…

Because I am the Rescue Swimmer

Because I am the rescue swimmer that's why funny comic.

Because I am the Rescue Swimmer. Found this comic Because I’m the Rescue Swimmer in a binder that I drew back in 1994. A classmate in Rescue Swimmer School (RSS) during a drill said, “Because I’m the Rescue Swimmer, That’s…

Rescue Swimmer Alumni Coins

Navy rescue swimmer coins for search and rescue alumni.

    Formally established in 1971 the United States Navy Rescue Swimmer has led the way “So Others May Live”. These Rescue Swimmer Alumni coins are awesome. Perfect for a shadow box or other keepsake. The cost is $15 apiece,…

A Lucky Aviation Rescue Swimmer

a Navy rescue swimmer forgets to unstrap his gunners belt and gets lucky

In the excitement of conducting a rescue, a Navy aviation rescue swimmer forgets to unstrap his gunner’s belt and nearly gets hurt. Not the brightest thing to do, and makes you wonder how out of 100,000 sperm he was the…

Aircrew Alcohol Abuse

Army aircrew alcohol system is designed to withstand the necessity to drink in every pub discovered worldwide.

The military aircrew alcohol abuse is designed to withstand the effects of having a drink in every pub discovered worldwide. Work hard, play hard, and enjoy comical conversations with buddies while partying abroad. Of course, alcohol abuse can cause hangovers…

Military Deployment STDs

Military STD rates rise while on deployments overseas

Military Deployment STDs. Sad, but true there were those who “fell in love”, a few went AWOL to be with their love, and of course a few didn’t protect themselves while in foreign ports. The end result was a visit…

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