A blue falcon or smiling cobra is not wanted in the military.

A “Blue Falcon” is an all-branches military euphemism for “buddy f*cker.” A “Buddy f*cker” is someone who betrays a close friend or fellow military service member. A “Smiling Cobra” is a fake person, looks at you smiles then stabs you in the back. So which is worse? Who would win in a fight, a Smiling Cobra or a Blue Falcon?

Hard to believe but they published some of the comics I drew during my 20 year military career! These humorous musings may make you laugh or offend others, but are the result of awesome mentors, great buddies and a deep appreciation for sarcastic humor. They officially released it on Veterans Day in either paperback or eBook for Kindle or iBooks. Here is a link to get a copy if interested. Or check out my “shop” for other cool and sarcastic stuff.

If you like this Blue Falcon comic check these out or my Comics page

A pig likes wrestling an Army pilot.

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