Three things not to hear in the cockpit

Aviation joke about Three things you do not want to hear in the cockpit of any military or civilian aircraft. These things said normally happen right before an accident happens. These are just some of the many things one does not want to hear in the aircraft. It is sort of like “Oh ye of little faith” comment by an Army Apache pilot flying under telephone wires at night right prior to hitting one. Some things you just don’t want to say or test fate with. What are other bad things to hear in the cockpit?

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