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Army Surprise Parties Suck

Army surprise parties suck and reveal that your friends lie.

Army Surprise Attack Parties Suck! Ever have a surprise party? what do you really think about them? I think they suck for multiple reasons. Put aside that in the Army all planned parties normally stink. One of many reasons why…

Blue Falcon vs. Smiling Cobra

A blue falcon or smiling cobra is not wanted in the military.

A “Blue Falcon” is an all-branches military euphemism for “buddy f*cker.” A “Buddy f*cker” is someone who betrays a close friend or fellow military service member. A “Smiling Cobra” is a fake person, looks at you smiles then stabs you in…

Flight Time Swap

Flight time is cherished in the military and this young Warrant Officer tricks his Lieutenant into getting more.

Flight Time Swap Army Aviation flight time is critical. If you want more flying time sometimes you have to get creative, be bold, be aggressive and have some fun. It is cherished in the military aviation community. Pre 9/11, in…

What not to say to First Sergeant

What not to say to an Army First Sergeant is that you will no longer do ruck marches or do PT early in the morning.

    What not to say to an Army First Sergeant was inspired by a military joke of witnessing a young private thinking everything his military recruiter had said was true. Of course, his comment did not go over very…

Soldiers toilet chat

Army soldiers have a toilet chat.

Soldiers toilet chat. Anyone else remember the open bay barracks and its toilets while in the military? We definitely learned more about our friends than we wanted to, plus sharing 1 to 2 rolls of toilet paper was a bit…

3 things not to hear in the cockpit

Three things not to hear in the cockpit of any aircraft.

Aviation joke about Three things you do not want to hear in the cockpit of any military or civilian aircraft. These things said normally happen right before an accident happens. These are just some of the many things one does…

Military COVID for Soldiers?

The Army no longer conducts PT (physical training) tests as a result of COVID-19.

Military COVID is the best thing for soldiers because the Army no longer requires Physical Readiness (PT) tests. Heard a rumor that the Army no longer conducts Physical Training (PT) tests for its soldiers as a result of military COVID?…

Warrant Officer Liberation Front (WOLF) Logo

Warrant Officer Liberation Front logo design 1

Thanks to the feedback from fellow Warrant Officers here are three designs for the Warrant Officer Liberation Front (WOLF). It is a tight nit pack that unless a Warrant Officer will never fully comprehend. Thought it fun to put each…

SAR Mafia

The search and rescue (SAR) Mafia is a godfather themed shirt.

As a young Rescue Swimmer I heard this phrase “The SAR Mafia” over 25 years ago and always thought it cool. It always seemed like something deserving of being on a t-shirt. However, every design I did just didn’t seem…

Wobbly One

Warrant Officer Ones are referred to as Wobbly Ones or WOJGy bears.

Wobbly One. Warrant Officer Ones (WO1) are referred to as Wobbly Ones or WOJGy Bears. It is a term of ‘endearment’ that all Warrants get to enjoy after becoming a new Warrant Officer – the term is mainly used against…

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