Tag Air Force

7 Air Force Funny Jokes

7 Air Force funny jokes in the military

7 Air Force funny jokes that will make you laugh! The Air Force is known in the Armed Forces for fast stealth jets and having the best golf courses worldwide! They have an estimated 194 golf courses! The 7 Air…

Blue Falcon vs. Smiling Cobra

A blue falcon or smiling cobra is not wanted in the military.

A “Blue Falcon” is an all-branches military euphemism for “buddy f*cker.” A “Buddy f*cker” is someone who betrays a close friend or fellow military service member. A “Smiling Cobra” is a fake person, looks at you smiles then stabs you in…

3 things not to hear in the cockpit

Three things not to hear in the cockpit of any aircraft.

Aviation joke about Three things you do not want to hear in the cockpit of any military or civilian aircraft. These things said normally happen right before an accident happens. These are just some of the many things one does…

Military COVID for Soldiers?

The Army no longer conducts PT (physical training) tests as a result of COVID-19.

Military COVID is the best thing for soldiers because the Army no longer requires Physical Readiness (PT) tests. Heard a rumor that the Army no longer conducts Physical Training (PT) tests for its soldiers as a result of military COVID?…

SAR Mafia

The search and rescue (SAR) Mafia is a godfather themed shirt.

As a young Rescue Swimmer I heard this phrase “The SAR Mafia” over 25 years ago and always thought it cool. It always seemed like something deserving of being on a t-shirt. However, every design I did just didn’t seem…

Top 5 Air Force Acronyms

Air Force top 5 military acronyms to describe the USAF airmen.

The Top 5 Air Force Acronyms You Need to Know: A Humorous Look Let’s face it: the military is obsessed with acronyms. Every branch has them, but the Air Force has taken it to a whole new level. You thought…

Gas Mask Sneeze Attack

Military Gas Mask Sneeze Attack humor

Gas Mask Sneeze Attack. In the military you get to enjoy going to the CS (gas chamber) for a fun experience in actually being  gassed. It causes you to cry, eyes to sting and pretty much makes you wonder…

Squawk Off

Navy SEAL vs. Air Force falcon who would win in a fight?

Squawk Off! Imagine if the mascots of the Armed Forces could talk.A Navy SEAL vs. an Air Force Falcon in a classic putdown and inter-service rivalry.   When Mascots Trash Talk: Navy SEAL vs. Air Force Falcon Imagine for a…

Navy Goat vs. Air Force Falcon

Navy and Air Force Mascots talk trash at one another.

A Navy Goat vs. Air Force Falcon who would win? These two mascots of the military armed forces square of in a duel of words. It really is strange how they come up with military mascots (or other mascots). I wonder…

Air Force Fly-by-wire mishap

Air Force pilot experiences a fly by wire mishap in the new F35 strike fighter aircraft.

Air Force Fly-by-wire mishap. Air Force Pilot of a F-35 Joint Strike Fighter has a fly-by-wire problem that he can shake a stick at. Makes you wonder why we bought such an expensive airplane. What happened to just a stick…

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