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Army Surprise Attack Parties Suck! Ever have a surprise party? what do you really think about them? I think they suck for multiple reasons. Put aside that in the Army all planned parties normally stink. One of many reasons why…
A “Blue Falcon” is an all-branches military euphemism for “buddy f*cker.” A “Buddy f*cker” is someone who betrays a close friend or fellow military service member. A “Smiling Cobra” is a fake person, looks at you smiles then stabs you in…
What not to say to an Army First Sergeant was inspired by a military joke of witnessing a young private thinking everything his military recruiter had said was true. Of course, his comment did not go over very…
10 Types of Crappy FNG in the Military explained in this military humor comic. Types of Crappy FNG in the Military There are few certainties in military life—bad chow, early mornings, and the never-ending presence of FNGs. For those not…
Soldiers toilet chat. Anyone else remember the open bay barracks and its toilets while in the military? We definitely learned more about our friends than we wanted to, plus sharing 1 to 2 rolls of toilet paper was a bit…
Aviator Coffee will make you want to keep flying all day and all night. There is not a day that goes by that I don’t a) drink a ton of coffee b) wish I had my own coffee shop…which…
Aviation joke about Three things you do not want to hear in the cockpit of any military or civilian aircraft. These things said normally happen right before an accident happens. These are just some of the many things one does…
Military COVID is the best thing for soldiers because the Army no longer requires Physical Readiness (PT) tests. Heard a rumor that the Army no longer conducts Physical Training (PT) tests for its soldiers as a result of military COVID?…
Is Santa Claus Real and an Apache Helicopter Pilot? What if Saint Nick flew a fully loaded Apache attack helicopter? What would Christmas be like? The naughty list would probably down, but the reindeer would be out of a job. Is Santa…
Wobbly One. Warrant Officer Ones (WO1) are referred to as Wobbly Ones or WOJGy Bears. It is a term of ‘endearment’ that all Warrants get to enjoy after becoming a new Warrant Officer – the term is mainly used against…
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