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Flight Time Swap Army Aviation flight time is critical. If you want more flying time sometimes you have to get creative, be bold, be aggressive and have some fun. It is cherished in the military aviation community. Pre 9/11, in…
Aviation joke about Three things you do not want to hear in the cockpit of any military or civilian aircraft. These things said normally happen right before an accident happens. These are just some of the many things one does…
Da Vinci Helicopter Safety ShortcomingDa Vinci Helicopter is an awesome part of our history! Helicopters beat the air into submission and are way cool to fly. However, Leonardo Da Vinci’s helicopter has a major shortcoming in its safety. Why are…
An Army Apache helicopter pilot must watch his airspeed indicator during his “hey watch this” flying stunt or face Aviation’s Grim Reaper. Death is just nature’s way of telling you to watch your airspeed. Here is the original sketch for the…
The Gobbler Game is much more aggressive than the Hunger Games. In the Gobbler Game, you actually eat what you kill! The advanced weaponry is provided by the use of Apache helicopters armed with Hellfire missiles, rockets and 30 mm…
In the excitement of conducting a rescue, a Navy aviation rescue swimmer forgets to unstrap his gunner’s belt and nearly gets hurt. Not the brightest thing to do, and makes you wonder how out of 100,000 sperm he was the…
A pilot wants to make love to a pig and will stop at nothing to do so. The difference between an aviator and a pig? A pig will not stay up all night trying to sleep with an aviator. Love…
The CH-47 Chinook Helicopter is also known as “Big Windy”because of its large amount of rotor wash and uncanny ability to knock things over. Shit happens if a Chinook gets too close to portages potties. In this case five were…
5 Reasons an Army Chinook Helicopter is Awesome… An Army MH-47 or CH-47 Chinook Helicopter is awesome for multiple reasons such as its speed, bathrooms, espresso machine, and fully stocked fridge. An MH-47 can even refuel in flight! In all…
An Army Apache Pilot “Red 01” trash talks “Red 06” while on patrol in Iraq. Problem was Red 01 had a brain fart and was transmitting over the radio for his wingman (and Commander) to hear. Oops! Apache Pilot Trash…
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