Tag Military Humor

5 Military Acronyms You Must Know

There are funny military acronyms about each branch of service.

5 Military Acronyms You Must Know Five military acronyms you must know about the branches of the Armed Services. Thanks to everyone for their suggestions on what are the Top 5. Stay tuned for the rest of them! The Top…

Army soldier vs. clown

Army soldier vs. a clown, who would win in a fight?

  Army soldier vs. a clown. Who does not get annoyed by clowns and at times deep down want to smack them? Maybe its their red noses? or is it the big shoes? Army Soldier vs. Clown…a Love and Hate…

Motrin the Rock Candy of the Military

Military doctors always give Motrin to soldiers to treat the pain. It is called rock candy.

Motrin is the go to drug prescribed in the military and is known as “rock candy”! Anyone who has served has probably received it for everything under the sun. I lost track of the number of times the military doctor…

Stop Screaming Marine! Bitching Betty!

A AH1 Cobra helicopter pilot yells stop screaming Marine.

Bitching Betty is a slang term used by military pilots and aircrew when referring to the overly calm female voice used by the aircraft warning systems. Depending what Betty has to tell you it can cause an adverse reaction in the…

Army Recruiter Sketchiness

Army and military recruiters can be sketchy.

Army and military recruiters can come across as sketchy sometimes. But, didn’t your parents teach you not to talk to sketchy people? If so, then why did you join the military? Was it the lollipop? “Each year, about 180,000 young…

Rescue Swimmer Saves Blonde

Navy rescue swimmer chooses to save the blonde and not the three children.

Rescue Swimmer Saves Blonde. Life is about choices and sometimes the choices are a no-brainer even for this Navy Rescue Swimmer (thanks in part to the advice of his fellow Aircrewman). Who knows, maybe this rescue swimmer  just met his…

Army Blackhawk Pilots Lost

a formation of Army Blackhawks and their pilots are lost in flight.

Army Blackhawk Pilots Lost, There is that old stereotype about men refusing to stop for directions while on road trips with their families. The same holds true in the sky for pilots. In this case it is a formation of…

Things your Military Commander Says

Things your Army commander says sometimes does not make sense

Sometimes the things your military Commander says simply do not make sense. In this case these soldiers are wondering why he was allowed to reproduce in the first place. Bottom line, some conversations and things your military commander says in…

Soldier on Shooting Range – Can’t Miss!

Army humor of a soldier missing the target on the firing range.

Soldier on Shooting Range – Can’t Miss! Army humor of a soldier on an outdoor shooting range in the military. It is hilarious to see some soldiers trying to shoot! One of the best memories was with Scotty, who couldn’t…

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