Things your Military Commander Says

Things your Army commander says sometimes does not make sense

Sometimes the things your military Commander says simply do not make sense. In this case these soldiers are wondering why he was allowed to reproduce in the first place. Bottom line, some conversations and things your military commander says in the Army were just plain weird. Some other weird things military commanders have said:

1. “Will you just go along with it so they think I’m in charge?”

2. “I’m the commander so I get to go fly first!”

3. “Do I really have to run two miles?”

4. “I can’t make it to Physical Training (PT) anymore because I have more important meetings to attend.”

5. “As the commander of this company I should not be graded on my PT test.”

What things did your commander say that did not make sense? Please leave some comments. Thank you!


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