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An Apache helicopter pilots needs to pee while in the the cockpit. Extremely difficult to pee in a cup while flying combat missions in Iraq. There is nothing but an empty Gatorade bottle (if lucky), or just accept that peeing…
5 Reasons an Army Chinook Helicopter is Awesome… An Army MH-47 or CH-47 Chinook Helicopter is awesome for multiple reasons such as its speed, bathrooms, espresso machine, and fully stocked fridge. An MH-47 can even refuel in flight! In all…
Military Deployment STDs. Sad, but true there were those who “fell in love”, a few went AWOL to be with their love, and of course a few didn’t protect themselves while in foreign ports. The end result was a visit…
A Deployed Military Ambassador is all soldiers, airmen, sailors and Marines are serving overseas but sometimes their behavior causes uproar. However, sometimes they forget or get frustrated. This has gone on throughout the history of warfare. Rather than creating an…
Navy rescue swimmers have a healthy debate over who will jump into the ocean to save the children. After all, the water is cold, schedules conflict, there may be sharks etc. etc. Why’d the children get stranded anyway? To be…
An Army Apache Pilot “Red 01” trash talks “Red 06” while on patrol in Iraq. Problem was Red 01 had a brain fart and was transmitting over the radio for his wingman (and Commander) to hear. Oops! Apache Pilot Trash…
Bucket of Rocket Fuel Army humor of a soldier searching for rocket fuel in an attack helicopter battalion. This funny joke is commonly played on new soldiers. Poor Private Snuffy. As the F.N.G right out of basic training, some of…
Peeing in a helicopter is extremely difficult and must be explained. The laws of physics, aerodynamics and clear focus all play a factor in relieving oneself. The position of the cyclic, turbulence, availability of a bottle etc. are all hurdles…
Who can forget that 26 years ago Forrest Gump graced the movie theaters and explained the meaning of chocolate. He was so kind and endearing, but what if he told it like it was? This Navy sailor who has yet…
A soldier tries to be sent home from military deployment. Sometimes soldiers, airmen, sailors and Marines try to avoid deployments. Who can blame them? Leaving family behind to go off and eat horrible food and fight is not a fun…
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