Tag Military Humor

The Frontlines Comics

The Frontlines comic book is humorous musings of life in the Army and Navy.

The Frontlines is a compilation of humorous experiences throughout 20 years of service in both the U.S. Navy and the Army. As a rescue swimmer, a helicopter pilot, and serving in special operations the military provided incredible life-changing events and…

Soldiers deploy but vote

Soldiers deploy but vote. Army deploys overseas multiple times but still votes

Soldiers deploy but vote, so why doesn’t everyone? Soldiers defend our democracy and they still find time to vote, so why don’t all Americans exercise their civic responsibility and vote? According to Pew Research, the United States trails other developed…

Spitting Dentist

An Army dentist spits in the soldiers mouth.

A Spitting Dentist on an Army soldier! As of 2019, there are 200, 419 dentists working in the U.S. If only 5%, of dentists, spit in patients’ mouths that is still 10,020 dentists forcibly ejecting saliva and other substances from…

Military Haircut Awakening

A recruit gets her first military haircut and it is an awakening to what is in store at boot camp.

Army basic training jokes are plentiful. A recruit gets her first military haircut and it is an awakening to what is in store at boot camp. No more color highlights, perms, or fancy styles! Make no mistake though, there are…

Blackhawk Fish bait

Military helicopters are escorted to Kirkuk Afghanistan.

Two Army UH-60 Blackhawk helicopters escorted by an AH-64 Apache helicopter to Kirkuk Iraq reveal who is fish bait and who is not. Thank you Viper 262 for sharing this true story of Blackhawk Fish bait. Blackhawk Fishbait The UH-60…

Apache and Blackhawk helicopters can trash talk

Apache and Blackhawk helicopters in the military talk to one another.

Apache and Blackhawk helicopters can talk in this comic drawing can trash talk with the best of them! What if Apache and Blackhawk helicopters in the military could talk to one another? What would they say? There would probably be…

Big Windy Chinook Helicopter

Chinook helicopter knocks over porta potties

The CH-47 Chinook Helicopter is also known as “Big Windy”because of its large amount of rotor wash and uncanny ability to knock things over. Shit happens if a Chinook gets too close to portages potties. In this case five were…

Saving Money in the Military

Army soldier and Navy sailor discuss saving money while in the military.

Saving Money in the Military is tough. Forget the new  Social Security Tax Withholding Deferral a better way to save is simply sleeping. Eating out and bar tabs can be reduced by just staying in bed. Note, a huge hangover…

Top 5 Air Force Acronyms

Air Force top 5 military acronyms to describe the USAF airmen.

The Top 5 Air Force Acronyms You Need to Know: A Humorous Look Let’s face it: the military is obsessed with acronyms. Every branch has them, but the Air Force has taken it to a whole new level. You thought…

George Washington Military Acronyms

George Washington's top ten military acronyms

George Washington Military Acronyms is a historical look at some funny phrases you may never have heard of. What would General George Washington and our first American President say about the Top 10 military acronyms? He might ask where “Yankee…

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