Tag Military Humor

Boot Camp Online

How to solve the military recruiting shortage is simple, just go online for boot camp.

Boot Camp Online. Let’s face reality…it is tough for the military to recruit high caliber soldiers with this current generation that enjoys its lattes, yoga, 14 hours of sleep and choice of organic foods. So what better choice then to…

Lieutenant Get a Haircut

Army lieutenant talks back to the company first sergeant which is a bad idea in the military.

Lieutenant Get a Haircut. Why do some things have to be so hard? Why can’t we just respect those experienced and senior Non-Commissioned Officers (NCOs) who know what right looks like? Why fight it? Unfortunately, for this young lieutenant he…

Me Too Bikini Movement

The me too movement has some interesting bikini facts that these navy aircrewmen point out.

Me Too Bikini Movement has also revealed some interesting facts about bikinis that these aircrewmen have uncovered through careful observation. “I spy with my little eye something red!” “The Me Too movement has been defined as a movement against sexual harassment and…

Gas Mask Sneeze Attack

Military Gas Mask Sneeze Attack humor

Gas Mask Sneeze Attack. In the military you get to enjoy going to the CS (gas chamber) for a fun experience in actually being  gassed. It causes you to cry, eyes to sting and pretty much makes you wonder…

Buffer in the Navy

Military humor about a buffer story

Buffer in the Navy. Ever try to wiggle yourself out of a jam with a Navy Chief? My story didn’t buff out. What do floor buffers do? “For marble and wood floors, floor polishers may be used to apply protective…

Outhouse Life Experiences

military humor and a funny joke about an army deployment and its outhouses.

Outhouse Life Experiences. Finding toilet paper when you really need it is a problem soldiers commonly encounter while deployed overseas. The DIY outhouses were rustic and without some of the amenities you wish you had. The nearby burn pits didn’t…

Accidents in the dark

In the Army we would joke that children were sometimes accidents in the bedroom

Accidents in the dark. Some say safety sucks, push your luck, but need to be reminded that accidents do happen. In the Army we would joke that sometimes ‘accidents’ would happen in a dark bedroom that would lead to an…

Pay Now or Pay Later

In the Army as a Warrant Officer you get more flight time but less military retirement check compared to Lieutenant Colonels

In the Army as a Warrant Officer you get more flight time but less military retirement check compared to Lieutenant Colonels. The difference in total benefits is close to a million dollars over your lifetime. So the question is “Pay…

Navy Rescue Swimmer Shark Lunch

A Navy rescue swimmer is afraid to jump into the war after seeing sharks below the SH-60B Seahawk helicopter.

A Navy Rescue Swimmer Shark Lunch is not the way to start your day. Navy Rescue Swimmers have one of the most physically demanding jobs in the world. When it comes to saving lives, their strength, speed, and endurance decide…

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