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A “Blue Falcon” is an all-branches military euphemism for “buddy f*cker.” A “Buddy f*cker” is someone who betrays a close friend or fellow military service member. A “Smiling Cobra” is a fake person, looks at you smiles then stabs you in…
Aviation joke about Three things you do not want to hear in the cockpit of any military or civilian aircraft. These things said normally happen right before an accident happens. These are just some of the many things one does…
Military COVID is the best thing for soldiers because the Army no longer requires Physical Readiness (PT) tests. Heard a rumor that the Army no longer conducts Physical Training (PT) tests for its soldiers as a result of military COVID?…
As a young Rescue Swimmer I heard this phrase “The SAR Mafia” over 25 years ago and always thought it cool. It always seemed like something deserving of being on a t-shirt. However, every design I did just didn’t seem…
What would happen if Chesty XV the Marine Corps mascot went missing? Did a Falcon get him? or a Goat or Mule kick him off a ledge? Chesty XV is a male English Bulldog, and is named after Chesty…
Bitching Betty is a slang term used by military pilots and aircrew when referring to the overly calm female voice used by the aircraft warning systems. Depending what Betty has to tell you it can cause an adverse reaction in the…
USMC Private Tells a Marine Gunnery Sergeant to start digging. A Marine Gunnery Sergeant being told to help dig a military fighting hole by a Private is hilarious! This funny joke is not the norm in the USMC and…
Gas Mask Sneeze Attack. In the military you get to enjoy going to the CS (gas chamber) for a fun experience in actually being  gassed. It causes you to cry, eyes to sting and pretty much makes you wonder…
Marine Flight School Hangover…the last thing a flight school wants to hear is that the instructor pilot is not available to save his life. This Marine flight instructor is having some fun at the expense of this new aviator. Or…
Roll Left Captain comic is military humor targeted at Marine Corps Aviation. Interestingly, both Marines and Navy Aviators attend the same flight school in Pensacola Florida. However, for Marine aviators sometimes “Roll left” or “Roll right” is the most difficult thing…
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