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Why do farts in the cockpit stink? Have you ever wondered why you fart while flying in an aircraft or why it stinks so bad? I recall a flight school student in the front seat of an Apache helicopter…
Army Apache Pilots Trash Talk Wingman during a flight in Iraq, but don’t realize they are broadcasting on the radio for all to hear! Flying Apache helicopters is a blast, but common sense can sometimes be overlooked. “The Apache helicopter…
Marine Flight School Hangover…the last thing a flight school wants to hear is that the instructor pilot is not available to save his life. This Marine flight instructor is having some fun at the expense of this new aviator. Or…
Bitching Betty. Pilots must listen to Bitching Betty when things go wrong. The sweet lady who is always there to alert you to issues with your helicopter or plane in the military. Fortunately, in the Army there are Warrant Officers…
Army Pilot No Fuel…not a good day for an attack helicopter pilot. Falling from the sky is not a pleasant experience. Army Pilot No Fuel: Falling from the Sky Captain Miller was having what you might call a “bad day.”…
A USMC instructor pilot shocks a Marine flight school student in an AH-1 Cobra Attack Helicopter by his statement (a funny joke). Can you imagine flying for the first time with a drunk instructor pilot in the military? This is…
Navy Ship in Phoenix? Sadly, this is a true story of a night we flew to Phoenix and decided to have chicken wings at Hooters near Arizona State University. The wings were good, the views even better, but the conversation…
Army Warrant Officer pilot worried about wires while flying at night in an AH-64 Apache Longbow attack helicopter. Wires are difficult to see at night especially on a dark night. Even with Night Vision Googles (NVGs) or a FLIR device…
Army soldier humor of meat gazer. The one liners that abound in the attack helicopter battalions was pretty fierce. Each one trying to up the other and push the “red button”. Some may call it hazing, others just plain sarcastic…
Apache Longbow Gunner Red Button…these are definitely words you do not want to hear from your front seat gunner in an AH-64 Apache Longbow Attack Helicopter while deployed in combat. Doesn’t bring comfort when being fired up and makes you…
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