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Why do farts in the cockpit stink?
Why do farts in the cockpit stink? Have you ever wondered why you fart while flying in an aircraft or why it stinks so bad? I recall a flight school student in the front seat of an Apache helicopter passing gas. His damn smelly fart found its way all the way to the back seat where I was. Unfortunately, I did not have a gas mask or eject button, nor could you open a window in an Apache. Can’t recall exactly, but assume he got a “U” (UNSAT) for the day. Anyways, the science behind why farts stink in cockpits is pretty interesting.
Why do farts in the cockpit stink?
Farts in the cockpit stink for the same reason they stink anywhere else—but with a few added factors that make it worse. Cockpits are typically small, enclosed spaces with limited ventilation, so any… “airborne surprises” don’t have much room to disperse. To make matters worse, the cockpit crew is usually strapped in, limiting their ability to escape or even shift positions to avoid the stench.
Another fun twist? At higher altitudes, the reduced cabin pressure causes gas to expand in your gut, making it more likely that someone will have to release some pressure. Combine that with a sealed environment, and you’ve got the perfect recipe for an unescapable fart cloud. So, yes, they stink—badly. But at least, you’re still up in the air, flying!
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