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Is Santa Claus Real and an Apache Helicopter Pilot? What if Saint Nick flew a fully loaded Apache attack helicopter? What would Christmas be like? The naughty list would probably down, but the reindeer would be out of a job. Is Santa…
An Army Apache helicopter pilot must watch his airspeed indicator during his “hey watch this” flying stunt or face Aviation’s Grim Reaper. Death is just nature’s way of telling you to watch your airspeed. Here is the original sketch for the…
The Gobbler Game is much more aggressive than the Hunger Games. In the Gobbler Game, you actually eat what you kill! The advanced weaponry is provided by the use of Apache helicopters armed with Hellfire missiles, rockets and 30 mm…
An Army Apache Pilot “Red 01” trash talks “Red 06” while on patrol in Iraq. Problem was Red 01 had a brain fart and was transmitting over the radio for his wingman (and Commander) to hear. Oops! Apache Pilot Trash…
Army Attack King Kong. Ever have an awesome dream about AH-64 Apache Helicopters attacking King Kong on the Empire State building? going only to have it interrupted by your alarm clock? Take the power back and hit the snooze button!…
Army Apache Attacks Golfers. While not deployed attack helicopter pilots still must practice sneaking up on the “enemy”. Along Orange Route in South Korea there were plenty of golfers to come over the ridgeline and surprise. Practice, practice, practice… Army…
Army Apache Pilots Trash Talk Wingman during a flight in Iraq, but don’t realize they are broadcasting on the radio for all to hear! Flying Apache helicopters is a blast, but common sense can sometimes be overlooked. “The Apache helicopter…
Bitching Betty. Pilots must listen to Bitching Betty when things go wrong. The sweet lady who is always there to alert you to issues with your helicopter or plane in the military. Fortunately, in the Army there are Warrant Officers…
The Army has embraced targeting marketing campaigns, use of social media and wicked cool commercials to lure people in. A lower cost option would be to have Uncle Same just tell it like it is. The Army’s new…
True story of an Army platoon leader who some suspect made it through flight school because their daddy was a General. Flight School or Family Ties? The Tale of Lieutenant ‘Chopper Thingy It didn’t take long for the rumor to…
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