a Navy rescue swimmer forgets to unstrap his gunners belt and gets lucky

In the excitement of conducting a rescue, a Navy rescue swimmer forgets to unstrap his gunners belt and nearly gets hurt. Not the brightest thing to do, and makes you wonder how out of a 100,000 sperm he was the fastest to get to his mother’s egg. Anyways this inspired what I think is a funny T-shirt and coffee cup as well in the “shop” I just set up with other stuff.

A rescue swimmer trying to get to the egg.

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Forest Gump explains to a Navy Sailor the meaning of chocolate


Hard to believe but they published some of the comics I drew during my 20 year military career! These humorous musings may make you laugh or offend others, but are the result of awesome mentors, great buddies and a deep appreciation for sarcastic humor. They officially released it on Veterans Day in either paperback or eBook for Kindle or iBooks. Here is a link to get a copy if interested.


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There is many a boy here today who looks on war as all glory, but boys, it is all hell.

– General William Sherman

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