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Navy Rescue Swimmers Debate

Navy rescue swimmers debate who will jump to save the children.

Navy rescue swimmers have a healthy debate over who will jump into the ocean to save the children. After all, the water is cold, schedules conflict, there may be sharks etc. etc. Why’d the children get stranded anyway? To be…

Rescue Swimmer Saves Blonde

Navy rescue swimmer chooses to save the blonde and not the three children.

Rescue Swimmer Saves Blonde. Life is about choices and sometimes the choices are a no-brainer even for this Navy Rescue Swimmer (thanks in part to the advice of his fellow Aircrewman). Who knows, maybe this rescue swimmer  just met his…

Navy Rescue Swimmer Push

A Navy Rescue Swimmer needed a push out the door into shark infested waters.

Navy Rescue Swimmer Push. Sometimes even a Navy Rescue Swimmer needs a little help (or shove) out the door. The problem is two-fold. 1) Your “buddy” aircrewman is a Blue Falcon 2) what waits below may not be friendly. Navy…

Army Cavalry Cousins

Army Calvary pilot talks about his cousin in a bar with Navy aircrewmen.

Army Cavalry Cousins. Yes, this comic is picking on a fellow Warrant Officer in the Cavalry based on his drunken comments about his cousins. If offended, please remember this is just a comic…it’s just a comic.   Army Cavalry Cousins:…

Gas Mask Sneeze Attack

Military Gas Mask Sneeze Attack humor

Gas Mask Sneeze Attack. In the military you get to enjoy going to the CS (gas chamber) for a fun experience in actually being  gassed. It causes you to cry, eyes to sting and pretty much makes you wonder…

Buffer in the Navy

Military humor about a buffer story

Buffer in the Navy. Ever try to wiggle yourself out of a jam with a Navy Chief? My story didn’t buff out. What do floor buffers do? “For marble and wood floors, floor polishers may be used to apply protective…

Navy Rescue Swimmer Shark Lunch

A Navy rescue swimmer is afraid to jump into the war after seeing sharks below the SH-60B Seahawk helicopter.

A Navy Rescue Swimmer Shark Lunch is not the way to start your day. Navy Rescue Swimmers have one of the most physically demanding jobs in the world. When it comes to saving lives, their strength, speed, and endurance decide…

Liberty for Sailors in a Foreign Port

military humor about sailors on liberty in a foreign port

Liberty for Sailors in a Foreign Port. The phrase “give me liberty or give me death” is attributed to Patrick Henry, whose 1775 speech persuaded the Virginia colony to raise troops to fight the British in the American Revolutionary War.…

Navy Golden Rule of Strip Clubs

Navy sailor gets kicked out of strip clubs for writing bad checks.

Navy Golden Rule of Strip Clubs. Navy Sailors, Marines, Airmen and Army soldiers do not always follow the golden rule when frequenting strip clubs. The moral of this sailor’s story is do not try to get what you cannot afford.…

Squawk Off

Navy SEAL vs. Air Force falcon who would win in a fight?

Squawk Off! Imagine if the mascots of the Armed Forces could talk.A Navy SEAL vs. an Air Force Falcon in a classic putdown and inter-service rivalry.   When Mascots Trash Talk: Navy SEAL vs. Air Force Falcon Imagine for a…

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