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Don’t touch your Privates

Army drill instructors should not touch their Privates anymore during Boot Camp

Don’t touch your Privates. Army drill instructors should not touch their Privates anymore during Boot Camp. The new recruits are now officially off limits from hazing or pushups. Next it will be steak dinners every night and free Xboxes for…

Army Humor of Warrant Officers in a foxhole

Military humor of Army warrant officers stuck in a foxhole during war.

  Army Humor of Warrant Officers in a foxhole Military humor of Army Warrant Officers in a foxhole in Iraq. There really is not a reason why Apache pilots vs. infantry soldiers should be guarding the flank…unless of course there…

Army Pilots Beware

Army pilots beware of new ten year active duty commitment if you attend flight school.

  According to a recent article the Army is struggling to retain its pilots. However, rather then investigate why the pilots are leaving in droves the Secretary of the Army decided to just change the Active Duty Service Obligation (ADSO)…

Fat Colonel Casting Shade

An army colonel is teased for being so fat by another soldier.

  Fat Colonel Casting Shade…an Army Colonel is casting shade because he cannot pass his physical fitness test and never conducts physical training with the other soldiers he leads. So much for leading by example! The new physical training requirements…

Platoon Leader Smarts

An Army platoon leader in an attack battalion has a problem because his daddy is a general.

True story of an Army platoon leader who some suspect made it through flight school because their daddy was a General. Flight School or Family Ties? The Tale of Lieutenant ‘Chopper Thingy It didn’t take long for the rumor to…

Nut to Butt Recruit!

boot camp army soldiers standing too close to one another.

Yes, this is actually something I really heard my Drill Instructor tell us at boot camp in 1993. My have times changed as have the new millennials that may take offense. Millennials Meet the Drill Sergeant: A Boot Camp Story…

Need to get laid on deployments

An Army Warrant Officer explain why he needs to get laid military deployments.

Call it biology or just basic human needs, but abstinence on a military deployment can lead some to the breaking point for those in the Navy, Army, Marines or Air Force. Those deployed in the armed forces make numerous sacrifices,…

Military Alphabet Humor

A soldier uses the military alphabet in a unique way while calling in Apache helicopter air support in Iraq.

Military Alphabet Humor…To prevent errors over the radio during combat the military conveys a specific message by speaking each letter of the alphabet with specific words. The military alphabet is a phonetic alphabet that takes a bit to get used…

Army soldier humor of meat gazer

army soldier humor about being a meat gazer in the military.

Army soldier humor of meat gazer. The one liners that abound in the attack helicopter battalions was pretty fierce. Each one trying to up the other and push the “red button”. Some may call it hazing, others just plain sarcastic…

An Apache pilot is sorta crash test dummy

An Apache helicopter pilot is a crash test dummy In the aircraft.

An Apache pilot is sorta crash test dummy. It is common knowledge that the Apache helicopter is a “flying tank” that can take the hits and give hits back with its 30mm, 38 rockets or 8 Hellfire missiles. But what…

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