Army humor of soldiers waking up on a Forward Operating Base (FOB). Whether in the Air Force, Marines, Navy or Army life on the FOB is interesting and requires humor and a DIY attitude to get things done. This true experience was a funny joke a buddy used to play each day.

Fobbit \’fä-bit\, noun. Definition: A U.S. soldier stationed at a Forward Operating Base who avoids combat by remaining at the base. Pejorative. – Dr. Knowitall