Tag Recruiting

Army Recruiter Sketchiness

Army and military recruiters can be sketchy.

Army and military recruiters can come across as sketchy sometimes. But, didn’t your parents teach you not to talk to sketchy people? If so, then why did you join the military? Was it the lollipop? “Each year, about 180,000 young…

Don’t touch your Privates

Army drill instructors should not touch their Privates anymore during Boot Camp

Don’t touch your Privates. Army drill instructors should not touch their Privates anymore during Boot Camp. The new recruits are now officially off limits from hazing or pushups. Next it will be steak dinners every night and free Xboxes for…

Apache Helicopter Pilot Recruiting

Apache Pilot Army Recruiting Poster with Uncle Sam cartoon.

    The Army has embraced targeting marketing campaigns, use of social media and wicked cool commercials to lure people in. A lower cost option would be to have Uncle Same just tell it like it is. The Army’s new…

Nut to Butt Recruit!

boot camp army soldiers standing too close to one another.

Yes, this is actually something I really heard my Drill Instructor tell us at boot camp in 1993. My have times changed as have the new millennials that may take offense. Millennials Meet the Drill Sergeant: A Boot Camp Story…

Military Recruit Taking Stupid Pills

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Military Recruit Taking Stupid Pills! A military recruit in Army basic training who has obviously taken some stupid pills according to his Drill Sergeant. In the military you can’t smoke pot, have crazy earrings, funny jewelry, as a male have…

Army fails to recruit, so just mark C

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A lot has been going on over the past 18 years and it is taking its toll on the military. The army failed to recruit 80,000 needed service members, but hey just mark C to fix it.Is it really that…

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