Fork in the Road

In light of recent events, we can all use a bit of humor rather than responding to late night emails with veiled threats and typos. The phrase “Fork in the Road” has taken on a whole new meaning for federal employees—because nothing says “job security” like a viral meme. Now, you can wear your crossroads moment with pride (or at least with a really soft T-shirt) while you face the crossroads in your professional journey.

This isn’t just apparel; it’s a fashion-forward resignation letter—a bold statement that says, “I see the chaos, I acknowledge the absurdity, and I choose comfort while I figure out my next move.” Whether you’re navigating new directives, outdated policies, or just an overloaded inbox as you document what you did last week, this shirt is here for you.

No use sugarcoating it—standing at a metaphorical fork in the road isn’t fun, but at least you can look good doing it.

Product Details:
• 100% cotton
• Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester
• Ash Grey is 99% cotton, 1% polyester
• Heather colors are 50% cotton, 50% polyester
• Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170-180 g/m²)
• Open-end yarn
• Tubular fabric
• Taped neck and shoulders
• Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem
• Blank product sourced from Honduras, Nicaragua, Haiti, Dominican Republic, Bangladesh, Mexico and pretty much everywhere else there will be an expensive tariff applied. So hurry up and get this t-shirt and your guacamole and tequila before prices skyrocket!

Why Your T-Shirt Isn’t Teleporting to You (Yet)?

Great things take time—like fine wine, aged cheese, and your ability to tolerate unnecessary Zoom meetings. This Fork in the Road T-Shirt isn’t mass-produced in a warehouse somewhere. Instead, it’s made just for you the moment you place your order.

Sure, it takes a little longer to arrive, but that means less waste, fewer sad, unsold T-shirts collecting dust, and more responsible production—because the world doesn’t need more landfill fashion. So, thanks for your patience and for making a choice that’s good for the planet.