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  • The Rescue Swimmer Mafia shirt is black and features a diving mask and snorkel.

    The Rescue Swimmer

    Price range: $19.50 through $28.00 Select options This product has multiple variants. The options may be chosen on the product page
  • A SH-60 Blackhawk helicopter hoisting a holy cow black shirt.

    Holy Cow

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  • The Warrant Officer shirt features a man with a beret, the rising eagle and sunglasses.

    Warrant Officer (Beret version)

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  • SNAFU is the military acronym for Situation Normal All Fucked Up. This is a black shirt available in all sizes.

    SNAFU

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  • The fainting goat shirt was inspired by my family's real fainting goat Venus. So I drew the comic and made a heather grey shirt of the animal.

    The Fainting Goat

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  • The COVID 19 is a mystery concoction of a virus navy blue shirt.

    Mystery Concoction COVID-19

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  • This navy blue fly like no one is watching t-shirt has a light blue aviation propeller and was created for all aircraft pilots who love the thrills of flying.

    Fly Like No One Is Watching

    Price range: $19.50 through $28.00 Select options This product has multiple variants. The options may be chosen on the product page
  • This 2nd amendment shirt is for those on the frontlines wanting to protect their rights. It is a black shirt with what looks like a baby on board sign, but humorously replaced by a gun instead.

    Guns On Board

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  • I'm like a cockroach and I don't die t-shirt is inspired by trying to kill roaches while in the military stationed in Florida. Cockroaches don't die there. This sarcastic navy blue colored shirt is available in all sizes.

    I’m like a Cockroach

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  • Still waiting for an idea is something we all struggle with sometimes. This navy blue funny t-shirt is designed for all of us needing creativity and humor in our lives and is available in all sizes.

    Still Waiting for an Idea

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  • SAR is a navy blue colored frontlines t-shirt designed for rescue specialists and search and rescue military forces who render aid so others may live.

    SAR Line

    Price range: $19.50 through $28.00 Select options This product has multiple variants. The options may be chosen on the product page
  • Cleared hot is the term used for attack pilots, Army soldiers and Marines to begin engaging with lethal force against the enemy. The frontlines military inspired t-shirt is black colored and available in all sizes.

    Cleared Hot

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