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  • Attack before conceding defeat black shirt

    A B C D

    Price range: $19.50 through $28.00 Select options This product has multiple variants. The options may be chosen on the product page
  • Home is where my wolf is for the Warrant Officer Libration Front army members. A black shirt.

    WOLF Home

    Price range: $19.50 through $28.00 Select options This product has multiple variants. The options may be chosen on the product page
  • Dont’t count the laps but make the laps count is a rescue swimmer quote and on this navy shirt.

    Make the Laps Count

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  • The Army Warrant Officer shirt features retro sunglasses, military beret, and a funny mustache on a light brown t-shirt

    Warrant Officer (Mens Version)

    Price range: $23.00 through $35.00 Select options This product has multiple variants. The options may be chosen on the product page
  • Warrant Officer (Female version)

    Warrant Officer (Female version)

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  • FUBAR in the military means Fucked Up Beyond All Recognition. This is a black colored funny shirt.

    FUBAR

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  • Foreign Object Damage, also called FOD in the military is dangerous for aircraft. Pilots and aircrew beware. Black funny shirt.

    FOD – Foreign Object Damage

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  • Navy SEALS and EOD must pay attention in class when dealing with explosives. Black funny shirt.

    Pay Attention in Class

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  • Living my semi ok life is a sarcastic quote for those that like funny shirts.

    Living My Semi-Ok Life

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  • Pilot in progress black t-shirt with text

    Pilot in Progress

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  • My last shirt before my pilot check ride is a black colored funny shirt for all aviation lovers or pilot wannabes.

    My Last Shirt Before a Checkride

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  • Workout tomorrow or maybe the day after that is a navy blue funny shirt for all of us who always postpone our gym time.

    Workout Tomorrow

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