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  • SNAFU is the military acronym for Situation Normal All Fucked Up. This is a black shirt available in all sizes.

    SNAFU

    Price range: $19.50 through $28.00 Select options This product has multiple variants. The options may be chosen on the product page
  • Coast Guard rescue swimmers were officially established in 1984. This grey American patriotic t-shirt has a swimmer mask, snorkel and rescue fins on the back.

    Rescue Swimmer Coast Guard Est 1984

    Price range: $32.00 through $39.50 Select options This product has multiple variants. The options may be chosen on the product page
  • Rotorhead is a black colored shirt is dedicated to all helicopter pilots out there who love rotary aircraft and aviation.

    Rotorhead

    Price range: $19.50 through $28.00 Select options This product has multiple variants. The options may be chosen on the product page
  • Old fashioned is the oldest cocktail in America and this patriotic black colored shirt is dedicated to those who love the drink.

    Old Fashioned

    Price range: $19.50 through $28.00 Select options This product has multiple variants. The options may be chosen on the product page
  • The Warrant Officer shirt features a man with a beret, the rising eagle and sunglasses.

    Warrant Officer (Beret version)

    Price range: $19.50 through $28.00 Select options This product has multiple variants. The options may be chosen on the product page
  • A SH-60 Blackhawk helicopter hoisting a holy cow black shirt.

    Holy Cow

    Price range: $19.50 through $28.00 Select options This product has multiple variants. The options may be chosen on the product page
  • The Rescue Swimmer Mafia shirt is black and features a diving mask and snorkel.

    The Rescue Swimmer

    Price range: $19.50 through $28.00 Select options This product has multiple variants. The options may be chosen on the product page
  • A SH-60 Seahawk helicopter is racing to save a victim on this navy blue shirt. If you fall we haul, saving your ass is our business.

    If You Fall We Haul

    Price range: $19.50 through $28.00 Select options This product has multiple variants. The options may be chosen on the product page
  • Workout tomorrow or maybe the day after that is a navy blue funny shirt for all of us who always postpone our gym time.

    Workout Tomorrow

    Price range: $19.50 through $28.00 Select options This product has multiple variants. The options may be chosen on the product page
  • My last shirt before my pilot check ride is a black colored funny shirt for all aviation lovers or pilot wannabes.

    My Last Shirt Before a Checkride

    Price range: $19.50 through $28.00 Select options This product has multiple variants. The options may be chosen on the product page
  • Pilot in progress black t-shirt with text

    Pilot in Progress

    Price range: $19.50 through $28.00 Select options This product has multiple variants. The options may be chosen on the product page
  • Living my semi ok life is a sarcastic quote for those that like funny shirts.

    Living My Semi-Ok Life

    Price range: $19.50 through $28.00 Select options This product has multiple variants. The options may be chosen on the product page

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