Kim Jong-Un’s Biggest Fantasy

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Kim Jong-Un’s Biggest Fantasy is to own the largest yacht, own Cheesecake Factory and be more popular then Taylor Swift. Who can resist not picking on Kim Jong-Un? He is just a walking and talking funny joke.While stationed in South Korea My Army buddies and I could not help but make fun of him. Come to think of it every Marine, Navy Sailor (or SEAL), and even Air Force used to make fun of the North Korean Dictator. You can guess the Army humor about Justin Bieber too.

“Kim Jong Un’s stock portfolio includes Victoria’s Secret and Sex-Toys-R-Us.” – Dr. Knowitall

3 Random Facts About Kim Jong-Un

1. The World’s Largest Private Yacht

Kim Jong-Un reportedly owns one of the largest private yachts in the world, which has been compared to a “floating palace.” The yacht is equipped with luxury amenities, including a swimming pool, several Jacuzzis, and lavish dining areas. This extravagant possession contrasts sharply with the poverty experienced by many North Koreans.

2. Passion for Cheese

Kim Jong-Un has a well-documented passion for cheese, particularly Emmental. He reportedly developed this taste during his time in Switzerland. His love for the cheese is so intense that it has been said to have contributed to health issues, including a reported bout of gout.

3. Propaganda Icon

In North Korea, Kim Jong-Un is portrayed as a near-mythical figure with high hopes of being more popular than Taylor Swift.  Forget “Swifties” there are “Unnies”! As example, the North Korea State propaganda credits him with feats ranging from supernatural intelligence, guitarist and lead vocalist in the WTF band to incredible physical abilities. Stories of his childhood reportedly include him driving a car at age three and winning yacht races as a teenager. These tales, while fantastical, are a testament to the regime’s efforts to deify its leaders.

 

Kim Jong-Un remains one of the most unpredictable leaders on the global stage. His biggest fantasies fascinate and alarm the world. As we uncover these random facts, it becomes clear that the more we learn about Kim Jong-Un, we will provide more facts!

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