Skydiving: Because the Ground is Overrated

“Skydiving: Because the Ground is Overrated”
Prepare to defy gravity and your mother’s sensible advice with our hilarious new parachuting t-shirt! Featuring a bold design that reads “Skydiving: Because the Ground is Overrated,” this shirt is perfect for thrill-seekers, adrenaline junkies, and anyone who enjoys casually plummeting towards Earth at terminal velocity. Whether you’re a seasoned skydiver or just looking for an excuse to tell everyone you jumped out of a perfectly good airplane, this tee will have you soaring high in style (and laughter). So suit up, take the plunge, and remember: the ground is always optional!

Product Details:
• 100% ring-spun cotton, Unisex t-shirt
• Sport Grey is 90% ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
• Dark Heather is 65% polyester, 35% cotton
• 4.5 oz/yd² (153 g/m²)
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Quarter-turned to avoid crease down the center
• Blank product sourced from Bangladesh, Nicaragua, Honduras, Dominican Republic, Haiti or Guatemala

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!