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  • Cleared hot is the term used for attack pilots, Army soldiers and Marines to begin engaging with lethal force against the enemy. The frontlines military inspired t-shirt is black colored and available in all sizes.

    Cleared Hot

    Price range: $20.00 through $28.50 Select options This product has multiple variants. The options may be chosen on the product page
  • Still waiting for an idea is something we all struggle with sometimes. This navy blue funny t-shirt is designed for all of us needing creativity and humor in our lives and is available in all sizes.

    Still Waiting for an Idea

    Price range: $20.00 through $28.50 Select options This product has multiple variants. The options may be chosen on the product page
  • I'm like a cockroach and I don't die t-shirt is inspired by trying to kill roaches while in the military stationed in Florida. Cockroaches don't die there. This sarcastic navy blue colored shirt is available in all sizes.

    I’m like a Cockroach

    Price range: $20.00 through $28.50 Select options This product has multiple variants. The options may be chosen on the product page
  • SAR Dog shirt is for rescue specialists and military rescue swimmers who are charged with rescuing others in distress and in harm's way. This black shirt with a German Shepard and diving mask is available in all sizes.

    SAR Dog

    Price range: $20.00 through $28.50 Select options This product has multiple variants. The options may be chosen on the product page
  • The COVID 19 is a mystery concoction of a virus navy blue shirt.

    Mystery Concoction COVID-19

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  • The fainting goat shirt was inspired by my family's real fainting goat Venus. So I drew the comic and made a heather grey shirt of the animal.

    The Fainting Goat

    Price range: $20.00 through $28.50 Select options This product has multiple variants. The options may be chosen on the product page
  • SNAFU is the military acronym for Situation Normal All Fucked Up. This is a black shirt available in all sizes.

    SNAFU

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  • A SH-60 Seahawk helicopter is racing to save a victim on this navy blue shirt. If you fall we haul, saving your ass is our business.

    If You Fall We Haul

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  • Workout tomorrow or maybe the day after that is a navy blue funny shirt for all of us who always postpone our gym time.

    Workout Tomorrow

    Price range: $20.00 through $28.50 Select options This product has multiple variants. The options may be chosen on the product page
  • Navy SEALS and EOD must pay attention in class when dealing with explosives. Black funny shirt.

    Pay Attention in Class

    Price range: $20.00 through $28.50 Select options This product has multiple variants. The options may be chosen on the product page
  • Foreign Object Damage, also called FOD in the military is dangerous for aircraft. Pilots and aircrew beware. Black funny shirt.

    FOD – Foreign Object Damage

    Price range: $20.00 through $28.50 Select options This product has multiple variants. The options may be chosen on the product page
  • FUBAR in the military means Fucked Up Beyond All Recognition. This is a black colored funny shirt.

    FUBAR

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