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  • I get shit done shirt is for those on the frontlines who work hard and play hard. This t-shirt is in black colored and features an eye and poop drawing.

    I Get Shit done

    Price range: $20.00 through $28.50 Select options This product has multiple variants. The options may be chosen on the product page
  • A SH-3 Sea King helicopter shirt with the wording if you fall, we hall, saving your ass is our business.This shirt is black in color.

    If You Fall We Haul, Saving Your Ass (SH-3)

    Price range: $20.00 through $28.50 Select options This product has multiple variants. The options may be chosen on the product page
  • The COVID 19 is a mystery concoction of a virus navy blue shirt.

    Mystery Concoction COVID-19

    Price range: $20.00 through $28.50 Select options This product has multiple variants. The options may be chosen on the product page
  • The fainting goat shirt was inspired by my family's real fainting goat Venus. So I drew the comic and made a heather grey shirt of the animal.

    The Fainting Goat

    Price range: $20.00 through $28.50 Select options This product has multiple variants. The options may be chosen on the product page
  • SNAFU is the military acronym for Situation Normal All Fucked Up. This is a black shirt available in all sizes.

    SNAFU

    Price range: $20.00 through $28.50 Select options This product has multiple variants. The options may be chosen on the product page
  • Rotorhead is a black colored shirt is dedicated to all helicopter pilots out there who love rotary aircraft and aviation.

    Rotorhead

    Price range: $20.00 through $28.50 Select options This product has multiple variants. The options may be chosen on the product page
  • Old fashioned is the oldest cocktail in America and this patriotic black colored shirt is dedicated to those who love the drink.

    Old Fashioned

    Price range: $20.00 through $28.50 Select options This product has multiple variants. The options may be chosen on the product page
  • A SH-60 Blackhawk helicopter hoisting a holy cow black shirt.

    Holy Cow

    Price range: $20.00 through $28.50 Select options This product has multiple variants. The options may be chosen on the product page
  • A SH-60 Seahawk helicopter is racing to save a victim on this navy blue shirt. If you fall we haul, saving your ass is our business.

    If You Fall We Haul

    Price range: $20.00 through $28.50 Select options This product has multiple variants. The options may be chosen on the product page
  • Workout tomorrow or maybe the day after that is a navy blue funny shirt for all of us who always postpone our gym time.

    Workout Tomorrow

    Price range: $20.00 through $28.50 Select options This product has multiple variants. The options may be chosen on the product page
  • My last shirt before my pilot check ride is a black colored funny shirt for all aviation lovers or pilot wannabes.

    My Last Shirt Before a Checkride

    Price range: $20.00 through $28.50 Select options This product has multiple variants. The options may be chosen on the product page
  • Pilot in progress black t-shirt with text

    Pilot in Progress

    Price range: $20.00 through $28.50 Select options This product has multiple variants. The options may be chosen on the product page

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